Parental PDA - A Teenage Crisis?

Public Display of Affection... = the end of our innocence?

PFFFT. Give me a break. With the media all over sex scandals and the likes, how do you not get used to it? Books, movies, magazines... It's all over. *End of the world tone*: It's taking over our livesss....

Okay. Seriously, now. You walk in the door from your awful day at school, where so-and-so was kissing your crush, and you find out said so-and-so is your best friend, and......... you get the point. Anyway. You walk into your house, and your parents are making out on the couch. And, you're like, "EWWWWW. Get a room," or maybe, "EW EW EW EW EW *gag*." Or, maybe you're just weird, and you're like, "Aww, that's so sweet.. DO IT AGAIN!"

Dx.

But, turn it around. They're probably together because they're in love, yes? They probably conceived and reproduced, yes? So, they're probably not virgins, either. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. Get over it.

However, on the couch? Really? That's awkward. Parents, we love you, we really do, and it's great that you love each other, because hateful couples really aren't worth the world, but seriously. Get a room. You have the master bedroom for a reason. Use it. Please.

Teenagers... Accept that your parents have lives, just like you do. IT WON'T KILL YOU. Just like you'd like to kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend, your parents would like to kiss their partners, too. And, they have every right to do so.

Just not in moving vehicles. It's dangerous. :D